Bill Robertson. I'm the old one on the right. Those are my boys, Jack & Joe. I love 'em more than they can count.

Beach Blog #8

Bikes, Bikes & More Bikes
     Whoever coined the saying "You're never  forget how to ride a bike," must have been from this part of Florida.
     There are bikes and bike paths everywhere here.
     There are two wheel bikes, three wheel bikes, four wheel bikes. There are regular pedal bikes, sit down to pedal bikes and bikes that you pedal with your arms.
     This is "Bike-City!" And why not? The area's mostly flat, the paths are smoother than most city streets and there's more parking for the bikes than for the cars.

     Our unit came with two, old beach comber style bikes. They have big, fat tires, thankfully heavily padded seats and super wide handle bars. Unfortunately, there's only one gear so even the very slight uphill rides burn a little.
     We've ventured out on two wheels a lot so far. We're not 12-years-old any more. So, we're taking it pretty slow. We've both become pretty vocal at warning the folks ahead of us to "WATCH OUT!"
     And so far, we've had to stop only once for a mildly serious safety lesson.
Left, Right, Left
     "Make sure there's enough time for both of us to cross, I don't look for traffic. I'm just following you," Teresa said from behind me.
     "What?"
     "I just go when you go."
     "Uh, that's probably not a good idea. You need to look left, right, left too," I said over my shoulder.
     "Okay. Gotcha. Just wait for me."
     "10-4."
     Weebles wobble but they don't fall down is a good description of our bike riding. So, we're taking it slow and easy.
     A day away from home wouldn't be complete without our search for 'where the locals go.'
Oyster Po-Boy, Seagrove Market Cafe

Grilled Shrimp Tacos, Seagrove Market Café
     This day, we found the oldest eatery in the area, The Seagrove Market Café. Like just about everything else, it was super close to our unit, not super cheap but in this case ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC!
     T had the over flowing grilled shrimp tacos. I think I counted about 10-shrimp per taco. I had their oyster po-boy. It was packed full of perfectly sized oysters. You can't tell from the pictures, but we're eating outside and wearing shorts and flip flops in February. So all in all, pretty dern good.
     And meeting folks from far away places continues. Just yesterday, we crossed paths with South Africa, Nashville, Canada, Minnesota, Wisconsin and Michigan. They were all wearing shorts too.
Bill Robertson, going for a walk on the beach

Beach Blog #7

     A cloudy, rainy day at the beach can be both a blessing or a curse. It depends on your situation. If you're a child or parents of young children it ranges from terrible to worse. Both those categories would probably be more entertained at a pediatric dentist's office. But, if you're a middle aged couple who's chosen to take time for themselves, it doesn't get much better.
Panama City, FL.
    We decided to venture out for a seafood lunch and a movie today.  Turns out, the nearest movie theater was about 10-miles down the road in Panama City with plenty of beachside eateries.
     Okay! "Let's feast on a big seafood platter & find us a good movie," we agreed.
     The movie's the heavy part of this post. I'll have more on that to come. But first, the food. We're all about the food and 'When in Rome,' we're all about the seafood. If we were in Iowa, it'd be all about the pork. But this is Florida, so bring on the fish!

Seafood Platter, The Back Porch, PCB
We googled 'restaurants near....." and found our lunch spot. Oysters, shrimp, scallops, fries, cole slaw, raw oysters, water & tea.
     But who in their right mind, more than once a year can share, and I mean split absolutely everything, and still afford lunch at these prices. For cryin' out loud! The ocean's less than 100-yards away! Still, it was really good. I taught T how to eat raw oysters. It went something like this.
     "Dip your oyster in the sauce mix I made, put it on a cracker and eat up," I told her.
     "Can I cut it half?" "No, you don't cut a raw oyster in half. You just gobble." "I don't know if I wanna do that," T said with a scrunched up nose.
     But to her credit she did. Then she asked, "do they come any smaller than this?" I ate the rest of them.
Raw Oysters!
     The giant seafood platter included a whole lot of cholesterol, but it sure was good. I'm not sure good enough for the price, but it's been awhile since I'd had a chance to gobble fried oysters with a cocktail sauce heavy on the horseradish. Zing!
     Like I said, we were out to have lunch and see a movie, but we had ample time to kill. We thought.
     The clouds were forming again, rain was in the forecast and we couldn't wait to spend some quiet time at the beach all the while watching a movie that we'd wanted to see for quite some time. But first, we took a breezy very humid almost sticky walk across the street to Pier Park.
Pier Park, PCB, FL
     I've told you I'm cheap. Bless her heart, Teresa just rolls her eyes and goes with it. So when it cost three dollar PER PERSON just walk on the pier, I said "really?"
      We found a free staircase to the beach and took a picture of the three dollar pier. I mean. Six dollars to walk out over the ocean? C'mon.
      From the free walkway, we walked. It was then that we saw no less than half a dozen cheap places to eat. Next time, we agreed.
     We thought we had plenty of time and in truth we did, until we rounded the corner and saw them.
Rainy Day Movie @ the Beach
     The geriatrics! The Snowbirds! I don't know how much you can zoom into the picture at the left, but if you can.... There's not a solid head of hair amongst them. Somewhere in there, I'm pretty sure there's a 'fanny pack' or two.
     "Oh no," I said first.
     "Yep, I could've told you to expect this," T laughed at me.
     "How 'bout you get in line while I smoke?"
     "Be right here. Not going anywhere soon," she said.
     Over and over again, we heard the same sentence at the ticket counter, "Two seniors for ____." But you know what, either  they didn't a senior discount or we got the discount too! Their price for admission was the same as ours. I think they got a discount at the concession counter, but I didn't have the nerve to ask.
     Now to the movie, we saw The Post with Meryl Streep and Tom Hanks. Great movie. Set in 1971, it's before our time. We were both barely teenagers. We recognized some of the names, knew the story, but didn't have a dog in the fight for those times. But all these fanny pack toting, thin haired, blueish haired, Rockport wearing movie goers did.
      It was incredibly enlightening to sit in a packed movie house with this group of strangers who lived, really lived in the early 1970s. To be brief, Meryl Streep plays the role of a woman who was a pioneer. I mean she broke through an intangible, the type of barrier that the women in the audience knew all too well.
      So many scenes in the movie show Katherine Graham, the owner of the Washington Post as portrayed by Streep, as completely invisible. She's the owner of The Post, but the subtle scenes show her, as apparently most if not all women were thought of in that time, as simply nothing.
      I didn't catch on to the scenes' meanings until Streep stood up for herself in a most ladylike way. It was at this point, the women watching the movie started the clapping, an applause that grew louder and louder.
     That's when I told Teresa that we were surrounded by so much more than older folks. These were moms and dads who remember these times and experiences.
     So if you get a cloudy day or if you can go to see The Post, the whole story is great. But in this time of anger and protest, this movie really exposes the fight that our own mothers had to conquer, which is surprising for me. Surprising for me because I can't possibly imagine my mother being invisible.
     I suppose she could share some stories, if only I stopped and listened.
Bill Robertson, full on seafood--eatin' bird tonight.

Beach Blog #6

The Beaches along 30A, South Walton, FL
     Wasn't it Will Rogers who never met a man he didn't like?
     I can't say Teresa and I are that accommodating, but we're not a pair to avoid conversation, especially when we hear or see something we don't normally find everyday.
     So down here along the beaches of South Walton, Florida or SoWal as the bumper stickers read, we're striking up more than a few unexpected but enlightening meetings.
     I remember as a kid going to Florida with my family. One of the things we enjoyed most was fishing from the beach, surf-casting. We'd bait a line with shrimp or crawfish and throw it as far into the surf as possible. Most of the time, we'd reel in our heavily weighted line not only fish-less, but also bait-less. Still, we didn't care. Who knew it, but at the time we were actually relaxing.
Claude from Philly
     I haven't walked along the beach or surf-casted in 40-years and I'm pretty sure T's never walked along the gulf coast. So when we spotted this guy ankle deep in the sea-foam hurtling his line toward the breaking waves gently folding from their tops, how could we not.
     "Hi, doin any good," we asked.
     "Nope, nothing," the man with an out of town type accent replied.
     "Whatcha usin?"
     "A pompano rig with a couple shrimp."
     I got the shrimp part, but had no idea what a Pompano rig meant. Still, we kept talking all the while our new angler friend never took his eyes off the water.
     "Where ya from?"
    "Pennsylvania."
     "Eagles fan?"
     "Yep," he answered like he just knew that's where I was going next.
     "Great game."
     "Better finish."
     The short questions with even shorter answers continued. But never ones to give up, "Have you been here before," Teresa asked. "No, first time." "How long you staying," I tried.
     "A month."
     "Hey! Us too!" I went on to explain that we just got here and were still exploring. All the while I'm thinking, surely this guy's going to offer up at least more than a single sentence. About that time, he made his first statement without a question to prompt him.
     "She saw an ad in Southern Living," he said never taking his eyes off his line but quickly nodding to a woman, presumably his wife.
     That's about all we got except his name is Claude and he lives about 15 miles outside of Philadelphia. Later, we saw him riding a bike with She. Am guessing he didn't catch supper.
AnnaBelle from Argentia
     Then there's AnnaBelle, a regular chatterbox compared to Claude, the quiet surf-caster.
     We met AnnaBelle at a fun place. She probably talked more because she was our waiter.
     She spoke in a very thick Spanish accent with a lot of rolling Rs. She knew her wines and her menu and since we were the only customers, she was trapped by two talkers from west Texas.
     "Where are you from," I asked.
     "Argentina. I came here a few years ago with a friend and never left."
"Have you ever been back," Teresa asked much more politely than my when, what and where inquiries. "Oh yes, I just got back," AnnaBelle answered.
     The long and short of it is, AnnaBelle's been back home but it's a long flight(s). She catches a plane in Fort Walton, transfers in Atlanta, lands in Miami and then takes the 10-hour air trek to South America.
     We met her husband too. He works at the pizza place around the corner. They were getting up early this morning to drive five hours to see the manatees. Got to admit, they're the first people I've ever met getting up early to see the manatees.
     I wonder who will meet today. I might stick to the waiters. They don't seem to mind my interruptions.
Bill Robertson, sore from a very long bike ride yesterday.
     

Beach Blog #5



Turn up the volume.
Thanks
Bill Robertson, 

Beach Blog #4

Woody Harrelson
     Our next 24 hours included everything from a random Hollywood encounter to lunch & ice cream on the beach  and of course Super Bowl LII at a perfect beach side dive.
     Did I tell you we met Woody Harrelson? Well, we did. We adventured into a place called Wild Olives at Rosemary Beach. Dark would be an understatement.
     The hostess seemed happy enough to seat us for a beverage. The waitress... not so much. When Teresa cut her off with "just so you know, we're just here for a drink," the waitress wasn't too happy. It was a slow night. I'm sure she was banking on a few tables for decent tips.
     The bottom line is T put out the fire and by night's end "Janie" our waitress was happy as a clam.
     It wasn't long after our waitress frustration before Chris the owner stopped by to welcome us & almost immediately told us Woody Harrelson was drinking $500 bottles of wine w/in 10 feet of our table. That's Woody in the picture. He's leaning against the wine bar.
     We met him when he ventured for a restroom run. He came out, walked right by our table. So, I hollered out, "Woody!" He didn't give me the time of day. So, I hollered again. "Woody!" This time, he turned, looked and said, "oh, hi." "I'm Bill. This is my wife Teresa." "Hello, I'm Woody." "I just wanted to say hi," meantime T's almost squealing  "Wasn't he in Will and Grace?!" He was, but we didn't go there. He shook both our hands and tried to get away. But, we caught him off guard.
      "I really liked 'Wilson'," I told him. "Oh," he said and kind of stopped thinking about getting back to his people. "Yeah, I really thought it was good stuff and enjoyed your performance." "Really?," he asked all the while looking back and forth at each of us. "Yes, I did." "Well, not many people saw that movie," Woody in a sad kind of pitiful way admitted. "Well, we did and liked it." "Thank you," he offered as he shook our hands again and all the while shoeless trekked back to his wine bar friends. We didn't see him again, but heard he made the rounds here at 30A
         Super Sunday began with a quest for good eats. We'd spotted a place in Panama City and when I 'googled' the menu, I knew we'd actually get to have our own entrée w/out sharing.
Thomas's Donuts & Snacks, Panama City, FL
      The place, Thomas' Donuts & Snacks, had everything from Shrimp Melts to Burgers at $4.99 or less.
     Hello. I'm gonna give you a try. This is why we don't pass up a good dive. The price is right, the food is good enough and in this case the view was worth ten times the price of lunch.
Thomas's, Too Good to Miss
     I mean, how could we not stop??? It's a white building with blue signs offering burgers, pizza, dogs, fries and ice cream. The best part: every bit of it faces the gulf. There was no way we were going to pass up this gastro-gold mine.
Ice Cream on the Beach
     We topped off lunch with a scoop of chocolate and another of butter pecan. All the while, we visited with a fella from Wisconsin down in Florida for about three months because it's 15 below at his house.
      As for the big game, Super Bowl LII, we again ventured out. This time, we channeled our 'Schwin Days'. We jumped on a couple of old, tired beach cruisers and peddled our way to a nearby "Shades" for their Super Bowl party.
It's Been a Long Time
     The bottom line is, we're Saints fans. So, we didn't have a dog in the fight. We just thought 'when in Rome.' So, we joined the crowd at Shades. Turns out, all the crowd stayed inside. So, we took a table outside and had literally the whole porch and the giant TV to ourselves.
Shades, Inlet Beach, FL.
     We couldn't have asked for a better set-up.
    By halftime, we were back in our unit for the big show.
    I'm not sure what to say about J-T and his show except, I must be getting real old. I have no idea what he was saying or singing. Still, gotta respect his talent.
Super Bowl LII Half Time Show
     Okay, that's the long and short of it for the last 24+ hours.
     Today's been a mellow Monday. We have a lot of good stuff to share.
     But, I think my next post will be completely without text. It's something that I think will create a reaction. It did for me, at least.
     I also want you to meet Claude the surf caster and Annabelle the Argentinian waitress. It's always a treat, for me at least, to just say hello and see what happens next.
     We also found out, you can get a two bedroom/one bath apartment in Panama City for $850 month.
     Thank you,
Bill Robertson, about to cook up some fresh crab cakes.

Beach Blog #3

Our First Full Day
     I don't know about you but Teresa and I like to immerse ourselves in our time away from the familiarity of home. The adage is 'when in Rome.' Well, we pretty much apply that old saying even when we go to Lubbock, much less hundreds of miles from west Texas.
     If it's what the locals do or where the locals eat and drink, that's where will be. The highlights from Day #1 range from a perfect morning to dopplegangers from Snyder, the ocean on a plate and a chance meeting with a famous Hollywood actor, who was very nice by the way.
     Our unit is ground level, gulf front. We didn't get much further than the porch on our first, full day, at least for quite awhile. We'd just driven 1,046 miles. We weren't moving too fast and this morning proved particularly peaceful and slow. Like I said in a previous post, we always travel with a 'starter kit.' We always include the stuff we know were going to want so we don't have to go to the store first thing out of the shoot.
A Room with a View
      It wasn't until after a little unpacking, a big pot of coffee and a quick check of details affecting life back in Snyder that we even considered heading out the front door, the door that goes every where, but the beach.
     This is where I should confess we travel on our stomachs. Teresa wants local, local, local. This trip, she said, "I want shrimp with every meal." Since I'm all about cravings and I've had a seafood craving for about 30-years, we were on the same page or menu.
     First stop, a funky place called Big Bad Breakfast. From the outside looking in, BBB where the motto is "Lard Have Mercy!" is no great shakes. It was started in Oxford, MS by James Beard Award winning chef John Currence. Now, BBB includes multiple locations.
Big Bad Breakfast, Inlet Beach, FL.
      Once inside, we figured something's got to be working. The place was packed with a crowd ranging from infants to great grandparents. I'm not exactly sure how to describe the breakfast/lunch menu. You could have seafood anything. Or, you could
Crab Louie Omelet @ BBB
try who knows how many homemade choices.
     True to her word, Teresa chose a Crab Louie omelet. I had homemade biscuits with a country ham gravy that might be the best gravy I've ever had in my life. And do you see that fruit on T's plate? The pineapple tasted like it's described in a Webster's dictionary. Amazazing!
     Another thing we can't help doing is people watching. On this day before I could finish saying "Our server looks like," Teresa said "Barbara Jamison." They say everyone has a twin. In fact while grocery shopping, we both had to do a double take because the lady on aisle 5 looked exactly like Luann Burleson.
Luann Burleson's twin on Aisle Five
     In our quest for something from the ocean for every meal, it's a safe bet on this trip we'll be a local market or the big store everyday. Suffice it say, we're getting our shrimp on! Combine my cheap gene, with fresh seafood at an insanely low price and
Gulf Shrimp, Fresh & Cheap
we may both need a mercury poison test when we get back to beef country.
     Life is good. We are blessed and we are thankful.
     Coming up, the actor who made a name for himself at a friendly bar. I did get a picture of this guy. I'll share it in my next blog. For now, we're off to Thomas' Donut & Snack Shop looking for their shrimp and pimento cheese on Brioche with a side of flakey onion rings.
Bill Robertson, about to get my dive, drive-in on.
   

The Beach Blog #2


Bill & Teresa Robertson, Santa Fe


     For this post, I want to hit the accelerator and get from September 2017 to just a few days ago. I left off talking about our decision to pay for half our trip to Florida. We wanted to pray about it and think more about spending the balance before committing. We were also concerned about the length of the adventure. A whole month is a long time.
     When we prayed, we prayed for peace of mind. We felt if we awoke the next morning and still faced any anxieties or reservations then we had our answer. We also wanted to speak to Marianne because without her blessing we knew we couldn't make the trip.
     As it turned out, prayers were answered and Marianne gave her blessing too. With that, we took the plunge.
On the ranch porch with Marianne
     I called the faceless voice. He charged our credit card and emailed a final receipt. We were set to spend February on Florida's 30A.
     The next many weeks T & I checked and double checked on the arrangements. We stopped the mail, paid all the bills, made arrangements to pay the bills due while away, found good folks to watch the house and the ranch. We even found time to fit in a very nice Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years. Yes indeed, we are extremely fortunate. And I suppose, that's one of the hurdles I personally face taking this trip.
     I mean, let's face it. There are too many kind people in the world without two nickels to rub together, without family and/or a roof over their head. And here I am, festering over a vacation. But not any vacation. A month long getaway. Truly, it's a chance I don't take for granted. Now, the dye is cast. I'm sure not going to complain. I just want to make sure my pleasure isn't just for myself but for Teresa too and my goofin off isn't a burden to all those who's kindness and generosity absolutely made this possible.
Big Red, 2012 Chevy
     We hit the road January 31, 2017. We left the donut shop by the Snyder Square with two Old Fashions (donuts, not cocktails), two milks and a lot of cheap napkins at 6:17am. Big Red, our 2012 Chevy Silverado with 110,000+ miles was loaded with everything from toothbrushes, golf clubs, snacks and more. We're excellent road trippers. We've been back and forth to Arizona and Tennessee to see our kids more times than we can count. Big Red, with a ton of checking by the Nix's Auto team in Snyder, has never let us down.
     We knew we couldn't make it the 1,046 miles to Florida in one day. We definitely knew we didn't want to drive that far in one day. So, we made arrangements to overnight near Jackson, MS. But first, we made a stop in Plano to see my step-mother Bee Gee, who Teresa had never met and who I had not seen in more than a decade.
     She had moved since I'd last seen her, but she still have that smile and that great laugh. It was a real treat to catch up with Beeg and her brother, Robert, over lunch in her new home. We shared old stories, told new ones and enjoyed the time. It's funny to get reacquainted. The memories and the pictures for so long unshared and unseen, but never forgotten.
Laura, Peter & Bill Robertson, 1970s

     By 2:00, we were back in Red and heading out of Dallas for Jackson. By 9:00 the next morning, we were Florida bound and by 4:00, we unlocked the door to our home away from home for the next many days and nights.
     Remember that faceless voice who kept taking our money? Turns out, he was on the 'up & up.' We couldn't have hoped for a better first impression.
Looking out our Door
     Now, we're kind of up to speed. I'm writing this post nearing the end of our second full day. We wake up each morning to this view and ask ourselves, "Whatcha wanna do now"? Strangely enough, we find ourselves looking out to the gulf. Then, we both agree... We'll know it when it happens.
     About the only thing we've committed to is something from the ocean EVERY meal. So far, so good.
     Next post: Shrimp po-boys, steamed shrimp, crab Louie and everything else that screams: When at the beach. Again, many thanks to Marianne. You've never said no to me and for that I'm either really screwed up or bound to do something that has you never regretting your decision. Love you mom, B.
Bill Robertson, watching cloudy skies roll in like the emerald surf.

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